Granny in Crocs the Cry Baby
Published Monday, May 22, 2006 by becs in

After Ingrid pah seh, left us,,, jane, myself, zen, david & 2 more of their frens meet up, we wanted to go to coffeeclub express @ Paragon,Unfortunately, on our way there,A tragic accident happened to Granny in Crocs ( an old lady who doesnt look v old, probly jane's mum's age, ard 55-60. wearin yellow with white strips shirt, navy blue ah ma's pants wit navy blue Crocs shoe & yes she's not one of those goin to die soon, pathetic white hair Ah Ma).
Granny in Crocs bumped into Zen & accordin to Zen it was jus a slight touch or a tap.The v next min which was the 1st scene i saw,
1st scene, act 1: backview of Granny in Crocs fell between Zen & frens. At 1st i thought it was one of their frens playin wit one another.u know guys love disturb one another e.g. to step or kick one when they walk.
2nd scene, act 1: Granny in Crocs starts to do some breakdancin & some how she missed her step & sit right onto the floor wit 2 legs straighten.
3rd scene, act 1: Jane & i were in SHOCK!
4th scene, act 1: Apparently, Granny in Crocs did not wanna get up in the middle of Orchard road. (Can u imagine the # of ppl watchin) After she fell,She was sittin on the floor not movin a single bit oh ya & an expression of pouty lower lips( that sad look), grumpy look.
5th scene, act 1: She starts whining & still dont wanna get up. & yes. her legs, still straighten. not movin a single bit no matter how hard Zen & David asked her to get up on her feet and sayin sry.
6th scene, act 1: Jane & i giggled & looked.
6th scene, act 2: We looked at eacother & still laughin.
7th scene, act 1: Granny in Crocs finally get up ( it's not the end), lecturing Zen.
8th scene, act 1: Granny in Crocs finally walked away & so r we( w/o gng to Coffeeclub express cos Zen was too embarassed to go there).
P.S. Whoever Grandma is this pls take good care of her. She needs more attention from u not US. 
Meet Zen, he defeated Granny in Crocs
Credits to Jane
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