Granny in Crocs the Cry Baby

Was out wit jane & ingrid on Sat afternoon @ Orchard...
Stonin Sat after Hectic Fri.
Dun wanna talk anythin bout Fri. Its Chaos.
Name it as Crappy Fri.
I'm hatin' it. Yeap.


After Ingrid pah seh, left us,,, jane, myself, zen, david & 2 more of their frens meet up, we wanted to go to coffeeclub express @ Paragon,Unfortunately, on our way there,A tragic accident happened to Granny in Crocs ( an old lady who doesnt look v old, probly jane's mum's age, ard 55-60. wearin yellow with white strips shirt, navy blue ah ma's pants wit navy blue Crocs shoe & yes she's not one of those goin to die soon, pathetic white hair Ah Ma).

Granny in Crocs bumped into Zen & accordin to Zen it was jus a slight touch or a tap.The v next min which was the 1st scene i saw,

1st scene, act 1: backview of Granny in Crocs fell between Zen & frens. At 1st i thought it was one of their frens playin wit one another.u know guys love disturb one another e.g. to step or kick one when they walk.

2nd scene, act 1: Granny in Crocs starts to do some breakdancin & some how she missed her step & sit right onto the floor wit 2 legs straighten.

3rd scene, act 1: Jane & i were in SHOCK!

4th scene, act 1: Apparently, Granny in Crocs did not wanna get up in the middle of Orchard road. (Can u imagine the # of ppl watchin) After she fell,She was sittin on the floor not movin a single bit oh ya & an expression of pouty lower lips( that sad look), grumpy look.

5th scene, act 1: She starts whining & still dont wanna get up. & yes. her legs, still straighten. not movin a single bit no matter how hard Zen & David asked her to get up on her feet and sayin sry.

6th scene, act 1: Jane & i giggled & looked.

6th scene, act 2: We looked at eacother & still laughin.

7th scene, act 1: Granny in Crocs finally get up ( it's not the end), lecturing Zen.

8th scene, act 1: Granny in Crocs finally walked away & so r we( w/o gng to Coffeeclub express cos Zen was too embarassed to go there).

P.S. Whoever Grandma is this pls take good care of her. She needs more attention from u not US.

Meet Zen, he defeated Granny in Crocs
Credits to Jane


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